don't know how to kiss a girl??

okay,okay......
so you've scheduled a romantic date with your gf this coming sunday?? and wtf, it'll be your first time ! your perplexity is mixed with excitement and a lil bit of fear.. fear because you don't know how to kiss ! ahahaha

okay okay relax boy i'm here to help you, here's what you need to do:

1. timing is everything. dont just rush to her like a hungry hyena over a piece of carcass. hmm i really dont expect too much from you since it'll be your first time but you can sense when to ask for a kiss. girls love to be pleased. be effusive to her. tell her how much you love and value her. it is helpful if you have romantic music played while you sweet talk to her.

2. if you think it is already the perfect time to ask for a kiss then go ahead. but dont you ever try to grab her neck and pull her toward you! this is a big no no! haha.. just simply and sweetly hold her hand and make sure you're close enough to move your head close to hers.

3. you'll definitely know if a girl is really in-love with you coz she'll close her eyes while you're on the move to her lips. if she does, dont close your eyes yet! baka sa mata mo xa mahalikan ahaha! you may do so once both of your lips are already engaged.

now to the kissing scene...

4. once your lips are fully engaged with hers, try to work your way in through your tongue. the tongue should act as a barrier para hindi magkabanggaan ang ipin niyo.

5. further, the tongue serves as a tool for satisfaction in kissing. make sure you move it slowly. once your tongue finds her tongue, play with it.

6. some guys spend too much time on the tongue, while others on the lips. well, it depends on you where you're comfortable with.

oh ganun lang ka simple noh? so dont fret boy ! ang technique lang jan ay ang dila mo para di mag banggaan ang mga ipin hehehe!

additional info:

7. btw, make sure that your head is positioned 45 degrees with her otherwise both of your anterior teeth will certainly collide against each other..

8. when you play with your tongue, dont you ever attempt to pick up some stuck pieces of meat in-between her incisors! baka mapagkamalan kang fatay gutom weeeh?

9. oh and btw, before you ask for a kiss, make sure you've asked your gf first if she has a canker sore or none.. you might accidentally bump it with your tongue tsk! mahapdi un

10. you will later come to the point when your gf becomes vulnerable and susceptible to whatever you want to do with her (ahem, you know what I mean bro, haha! :D this happens when you have developed a higher level of intimacy. remember, the longer the duration of kissing, the more intimate you become with each other. once you reach this level, never take advantage. if you really love your gf you'd control yourself. if you can do this, your gf will appreciate your "effort" ^_^ and thus, make your relationship even stronger. :) In a word, respect....

How to Ask for a Kiss:

It actually depends on the personality of your gf.

a.) the direct-approach

- this works with straightforward girls who don't want guys to beat around the bush. you may say, " i'd want to kiss you intimately ".

b.) the playful (pa-cute) approach

- this works with girls younger than you. you may say, " pede pa kiss? " tas pa cute ka sa kanya.:)

c.) the manyak approach B-)

- di ko alam to ah! hehehehehe :D